Don: In almost every piece of fiction, there is always at least one character who displays an extremely common trope.
D'Artagnan: And one of the most common tropes of all has to be the lazy glutton trope
Don: Like Patrick Star, Bikini Bottom's resident "village idiot"
D'Artagnan: And Yajirobe, the fat "comic relief" Ronin who resides in Korin's Tower
Don: He's D'Artagnan, and I'm Don
D'Artagnan: And we're going to analyze these buffoons to see who'd win a Death Battle!
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PATRICK STAR
Age: Unknown (Likely around SpongeBob's age, so likely around 12 years old)
Residence: Bikini Bottom, 120 Conch Street
Laziest person in Bikini Bott